THE MONSTER

"To me religion seems like a bunch of people talking to their imaginary friend."

Hey gente besha!!! Quiero que sepan que no pienso poner ningun video de este show, por que los sacados de youtube estan cortados, y se pierde un poco la gracia del todo el acto...ya se es Dylan, y nunca pierde la gracia...pero es que no da ver el show en pedazos (ya lo intente, es muy irritante, mas si es un video de 1:55 horas)...asi que les recomiendo que se bajen el video de Monster de Dylan Moran si es que les gusta el humor irlandes inteligente. y si no me da lo mismo, mueran siendo ignorantes... Para aquellos que conocen a Dylan Moran saben lo que digo y los que no, seguro es amor a primera vista como me paso a mi :-) silly me!...

Black Books: Cooking the Books (Bernard and Jehovah's Witness )

Jehovah's Witness 1: Hello, we were wondering if we could talk to you about Jesus.

Bernard: (desperate to avoid doing his tax return) Great! Come in!

Jehovah's Witness 1: What?

Bernard: I'd love to hear about Jesus! What's he up to now? Come on in, come on!

Jehovah's Witness 1: Are... are you sure?

Bernard: Yes! In! In! Come in!

Jehovah's Witness 2: It's a trick!

Jehovah's Witness 1: No... it's just... usually, people don't say yes.

Bernard: Well I'm not people! Come on in! Let's talk beliefs! Come in, come in. Grab a pew. Right, let's go.

Jehovah's Witness 1: Well, to be honest, we've never actually thought this far ahead. It's nice in here. "Indoors".

Bernard: What's your favourite story about our Lord?

Jehovah's Witness 2: Moneylenders! Has to be the moneylenders. Chasing them out of the temple...

Bernard: It is knock-out stuff, isn't it, yeah? And yourself?

Jehovah's Witness 1: Oh it's... it's all good. But I suppose when he, when he rescued, when Jesus rescued the Samaritan.

Bernard: No, that's a story Jesus tells about the Samaritan who helped somebody else.

Jehovah's Witness 1: Really?

Bernard: Yeah.

Jehovah's Witness 1: Wow.

Jehovah's Witness 2: And I like the one where he went to dinner with the tax collector.

Bernard: (looks disgusted at the mention of tax) And do you have any literature or anything I could look at? (Jehovah's Witnesses shake their heads)

Jehovah's Witness 1: Oh yes! Those books and magazines we have! Books and magazines!

....JAJAJA deberian ver ese capitulo...

Happy birthday Dylan!!!! (03-11-08) y si de escorpio tenia que ser.

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