Im NORMAL damn it!!!

Salvador Felipe Jacinto Dali
"I don't do drugs. I am drugs. "
"Have no fear of perfection - you'll never reach it."

"Each morning when I awake, I experience again a supreme pleasure - that of being Salvador Dali."
"It is good taste, and good taste alone, that possesses the power to sterilize and is always the first handicap to any creative functioning."

"Painting is an infinitely minute part of my personality."

"The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose was obviously a poet; the first to repeat it was possibly an idiot"
"There are some days when I think I'm going to die from an overdose of satisfaction."
"Wars have never hurt anybody except the people who die. "
“I am going to my room to masturbate before I have a light lunch, if you would like to come and watch" (weehoo! naughty!)
"I shall be so brief that I have already finished”
"Happy is he who causes a scandal”