Im in love with Dylan Moran!!!

y si uds lo escucharan hablar por 5 minutos tambien lo estarian!

ON HIS STAND-UP: "The things you can do easily, you have no respect for. The things you can't do, you love. You've seen it a hundred times. People go off and pursue that dream, and you think: that is cosmic pants, what are you doing?"

ON HIS HAIR: "It's it's own bioculture I just leave it alone…we sleep in separate rooms."

ON CHILDHOOD: "I was fat! I was pustule-rich! I looked like a pink human grenade! When did I blossom into the irresistible little orchid that I am now? I don't know. Getting taller helps. It spreads out a bit."

"When did you ever hear of a child not in need? 'Oh that's enough jam tart for me, I'll just go now and clean the toilets.'"

"I don't have lungs anymore! Just two spare bags that flew in under a bridge one day."

On sex later on in a relationship: "I have this! Are you interested?"

On sexual freedom throughout generations: "When it came to my generation it was, "DONT FUCK ANYONE OR YOU'LL DIE!""

"Now if I walk past a group of youths I find myself holding my keys in my pocket, then I find myself putting each key in between my clenched fist, so if I have to hit him I'll fucking kill him."

On drugs: "I don't do drugs. If I want a rush I just stand up when I'm not expecting it."

"The birds are swaying and the trees are singing."

I'm a vegetarian, well I'm not hardcore because I eat meat, but only because I like the taste, and I hate vegetables on a personal level so I'm not too good!"

Este señor nacido el 3 de noviembre de 1971 me hace sentir orgullosa de ser escorpiana!...

Recomendable: Dylan Moran, The Monster.